I like RANKING~

Ranking~
the issue that i hate but i am always eager to know the result...
it is so euphoric when it is revealed
yet like a drug that stirs up your mind, poison your soul, making you be so obsessed..

What is the use of ranking?
1. To find out that who is top on the list.
2. To find out that who is "missing" in the list.

Every time, everywhere, every single person ranks as they like..
Even today you are standing in front at the tuition center with your too-old-to-be-displayed white tee, you are being labeled by the ranks.. SO. ranking is like a shadow, following your every steps, tracking you like a skillful detective...

Ranking is a perfect pastime for the gossip queens and kings too.. Ranking needs sources ( as much as possible), needs discussion ( as long as you could) and critical analysis. It is like an experiment but we do not need a lab to do it. What we need is a big mouth and a caring heart which is always taking great care of the current issue happening around you. ( ranging from one get a boy friend to one change his/her facebook status).

What do we rank ?
1. The most good looking gal/guy
2. The most hardworking student
3. The most coquettish gal/guy
4. The pity gal/guy
5. The overall winner for the categories above..

They sound pretty boring for you but if you really try to make a rank, you would get more and more excited after positioning one after one in the "board". Ranking among friends is indeed a well social activity as you can communicate with your friends and learn to express your ideals well. You might give your very own opinion or realize that someone who is actually having the same thought as yours during the process.(Do it only after checking around and make sure that there is not any delicate flower around). Next, underpinning your hypothesis with your observation. A little hyperbole can actually boost up the storyline and spice it up, resulting some wonderful outcome that you can hardly imagine. Quoting is a nice way too if you know when to put a good quote. ( Start collecting the impressive quote would be a weapon for you).

Next, what should you do if you find out that you are not in the rank?
1. Try to improve your appearance.
2. Be more aggressive
3. Use harsh words at the very moment.
4. Poking someone head out of the blue
5. Releasing atomic bombs to the innocent.
6. Be an active member in group discussions.
7. Be an activist on Facebook.
8. Try to get some WOW-IS-IT-TRUE? stories.
9. Walking to and fro in front in front the panel of judges.
10. Be as emotional as you can exactly like you are having PMS.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTION
1. OH MY GOD! I am ranked in the most annoying guy in my class?
Be cool and stay to be annoying. You are actually on the right path to be a the president. You got the talent to give some impacts to the others.

2. GOSH! Am i being discussed?
Relax. the one who is not being discussed is always more anxious than you are.

3. SHIT! I am being mocked!
I felt pity to you. But you already contribute your share to make the world happier. Bless you!

4. Is the rank accurate?
Do you think there is any accurate one around?

oh yea. In a nut shell, ranking is a process towards human civilization. Ranking create something to be the polemic so that your life would not be over monotonous until the suicide thought crop up your mind.

LONG LIVE RANKING!